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dbza

2011-12-09T23:50:00.000-08:00

shadow sirens

2011-07-01T17:43:00.001-07:00

Not so much a barber shop trio as a semi racist mid 30's act, but there you go.

Dump dump dump your sketch, genrly down the post...

2011-06-11T19:31:00.001-07:00

Look at me! I do drawings for a band without them asking me! Am I a fan or a nuissance? Who knows! http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#!/TheBCASA

Keith Apicary , Ninja turtle

2011-04-14T17:29:00.001-07:00

Resident Earthbound

2011-02-04T18:32:00.000-08:00

Resident earthbound. In a warm color scheme.

Eladrin Warlock

2010-08-05T21:31:00.000-07:00

It's a DnD character for a friend. 'nuff said.

sgc 2010

2010-07-30T15:20:00.000-07:00

Let me show you my pokemans: ROCKY the onix

2010-06-18T05:41:00.000-07:00

Got him in a trade a level 3, And he liked to be a little bitch because I'm not his real daddy. But I still trained him hard, even got him 'Iron Tail', and now he's a big part of the team.

Let me show you my pokemans: STAMOS!! the Quilava

2010-06-17T01:12:00.000-07:00

Named after scudworth's arch nemesis, John Stamos.

Let me show you my pokemans: Frenchy the gloom

2010-06-16T16:07:00.000-07:00

I don't know why I called it frenchy, it's the first name that came to mind. And even then, it wasn't even supposed to be in my party. But I need a grass type and she was all I had.

Let me show you my pokemans: Mobydick the gyarados

2010-06-15T08:54:00.000-07:00

I called him Mobydick because he proved trickier to catch than I thought.

Let me show you my pokemans: Mrs Owl the hoothoot

2010-06-15T01:12:00.001-07:00

If she looks frustrated it's only because I won't let her evolve till level 30 and she's my HM bitch.

Let me show you my pokemans: Zoidberg the quagsire

2010-06-14T16:17:00.000-07:00

I'm pretty sure it's messed up in the head. Though I have been surfing with him since he was tiny, so I think lack of oxygen is a factor.

Happy brithday, bro!

2010-04-27T14:35:00.000-07:00

More hardcore cartoons.

2010-04-09T14:09:00.000-07:00

Templar and a fat kid. what's not hardcore about that?

Job hunting

2010-03-30T17:33:00.000-07:00

...So yeah, the job hunt isn't going so hot.

Stuttering Craig Astley

2010-03-24T13:24:00.000-07:00

Photoshoppin'. 'Nuff said.

Canadian Wilderness

2010-03-19T15:44:00.000-07:00

Based on a conversation with Andrew: "You've been away from canada for to long and have lost touch with reality. This isn't a fucking zoo, it the Canadian wilderness. You stop to tie your shoe and next thing you know a wolverine absconds with your face!"

Epic Mount

2010-03-01T14:36:00.000-08:00

I give you: The Harley Mammoth.

Merry christmas bro.

2009-12-21T15:05:00.000-08:00

MAH UND DAH

2009-12-19T11:13:00.000-08:00

Joyeux noel mame pis pape. Je vous aime. XOX

Cardio work out

2009-12-08T12:13:00.000-08:00

I decided that with all the free time I'm sitting on, I'd get back into jogging. Today was the first day. Wasn't exactly as bad as depicted, But man... It's gonna be a while before I can run the whole thing.

Elegy of emptyness.

2009-10-30T21:43:00.000-07:00

Ben and Brooke started a new game of "Majora's Mask". Don't they know they can't change the past?! They're toying with people's lives! And the figures depicted above are all that await them!

Laura Blackbeard

2009-09-25T15:40:00.000-07:00

What be you lookin' at? You be asking for the wrath 'o the claws!

THE TIM NINJA!

2009-09-24T19:38:00.000-07:00

Beware his deadly shuriken shooting nipples! Those who dodge them are sure to fall prey to the deadly throat needle.

Stippling Murphy

2009-09-14T14:16:00.001-07:00

Okay, this one took a long time. I was going to do the background too, but flash wouldn't let me add enough points without going totally fubar. At least I have the portrait.

Grandpa thomas 5

2009-08-24T23:14:00.001-07:00

Still hanging with my old friends at 82. Even if they mistake me for a runaway blouse.

The goddamned light warriors

2009-07-31T18:04:00.001-07:00

Anyone familiar with the awesome Web Comic "8-bit Theatre" will get this one. And if you aren't, Shame on you! Look it up.

And Even more grotesqueries!

2009-07-13T22:13:00.001-07:00

Laura wanted one too. So, Here she is as a Sideways mouthed space Falcon.

More Grotesqueries.

2009-07-08T13:57:00.000-07:00

For some reason Beyond my understanding, Mel wanted one too. So here she is as some sort of desert fiend. If Anyone else wants one, Feel free to ask.

Grotesque caricatures of friends.

2009-07-07T21:04:00.001-07:00

Vino is a Spider.

TJ's mutton-chops and septum piercing.

Tim is some sort of Hob Goblin.

Well from the abs and lips, you can clearly see it's me.
Marc is a Cybernetic Cephalopod.

Curtis is a tough guitar player with an orca for an ear.
Ben is a trendy Bicycle!
Andrew is the fangorious Slug.

I assure I was sober when I drew these.

Two birds Fucking each other.

2009-07-03T15:51:00.001-07:00

I think it's no secret I'm a big fan of Final Fantasy 7. But this picture of two goofy birds ramming each other sums up my feelings about the breeding sidequest bullshit. I never, NEVER understood it. I got a green one the first time I played purely by chance. And I know it's not even that complicated, I just don't care to learn. Keep that breeding bullshit away from me.

"Flower" AHEM 1 gil.

2009-05-16T14:24:00.000-07:00

You name me one 22 year old woman who spends her time in the ghetto selling flowers for a buck a piece. At the very least she was dealing drugs!

Man, that Aeris is a tasty piece of bitch. Clound should date the CRAP out of her. No foolin'.

Kunoichi Kisagari

2009-05-15T20:04:00.000-07:00

The female ninja, or Kunoichi, relied on her looks to get close to her victim, at which point she would poison or stab him using a concealed weapon.

She did not hang around screaming like a maniac everytime she saw her friends! Goddamn it, I felt like shooting her every fucking time she was on the screen in Dirge of cerberus. The only other worse part of that game was the Cait sith levels. "Oh boy! You get to play as cait sith?" NO. You get to DIE as cait sith.

Vincent Valentine!

2009-05-15T13:18:00.000-07:00

HEY! Let's see how good you look after you get shot in the face, get gamma irradiated, and sleep in a coffin for thirty years! He 58 for god's sake!

NANAKI! I CHOOSE YOU!

2009-05-10T16:07:00.000-07:00

I'd say this one is self explanatory, wouldn't you? "I crapped all over the design" would sum it up. Lookit! He's a pokeman!

What a moogle really looks like.

2009-05-07T16:05:00.000-07:00

I figured a Koala for the nose and silver back gorilla because of it's body.

And Cait sith? Well He's a cat. I guess the sprite wasn't big enough or something. Master Blaster reference? Who knows. I mean there's moogle in the game! "Mog" the game *grumble*, And the one from ChocoMog.

5 more to go!

Former-Grunt Cloud Strife.

2009-05-06T11:38:00.000-07:00

"The M16 is a lightweight, 5.56 mm caliber, air-cooled, gas-operated, magazine-fed assault rifle, with a rotating bolt, actuated by direct impingement gas operation. The rifle is made of steel, aluminum, and composite plastics."

Perfect for a runt like Cloud. He's fetured in the closest rendition of the Shinra military uniform featured in "Last Order". Probably not exact, But come on! like 90% of the shots of soldiers in that short are in the dark! SIDEWAYS! With a fist in their face!

6 more to go!

(reference: Wikipedia.)

2+2= 4, and as such...

2009-05-04T20:50:00.000-07:00

2+2=4, and as such, why would a 5'10'', 120 pound guy carry a 200 pound sword? I say give it to the 6'4'' 240 pound black guy. He'll get some real millage out of it!

This is a series of drawings of Characters from ff7 I decided to redraw. Basically all the main ones except for Tifa. Because there was nothing to tweek on her: she's a bar maid and looks as such. The rest of them I altered. More to come!

Drawing Jam: You're doing it wrong.

2009-04-23T21:38:00.000-07:00

If you've ever played The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, You'll remember the tingle turner.

What a useless item that is!

While it allowed for two player game play, it was mostly use for two player-being -a-total-DICK. A typical conversation using the tingle turner:

-"Stop using all my coins!"
-"Well, I got to do something, I'm kinda bored..."
-"Just, Stick to me, hit R."
-"Okay...."
-"Alright."
-"I'm bored again, I'll go exploring. What's the button to release myself of of you? 'a'?"
-"DON'T PRESS A, THAT'S THE-- bomb. Well, there you go, you just blew me off a cliff."
-"Is it 'b'?"
T.V.-"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!"
-"No that's the 'annoy me' button. That's it, screw the tingle turner!"

It wasn't even coded right! If you use the B button while link opened a chest, the game would freeze. What a dumb idea..

Drawing Jam dump

2009-04-19T13:36:00.000-07:00

I probably should have uploaded these on here sooner, But I didn't, So I'm'a do it now. Enjoy!

When you're unemployed there's no vacation.
After a few stationary months, Wild life elects domicile within me.
Pre-historic. Robo's censor's indicate we are 65 000 000 years ago. But to who, seeing as how we're all from different eras, I have no clue.

Elephant dick.

2009-03-22T14:36:00.000-07:00

There you go Brooke. An elephant, a wardrobe, a basket of firewoks, obnoxious. All the requirements. Now, someday soon, I will come to you for a ridiculous demand. Could be the middle of the night, could be when you least expect it!

Or whenever's good for you, I don't care.

Tom hanks to the rescue?! Oh wait...

2009-03-17T06:34:00.000-07:00

Some of you may remember the Mecha-Tim, Named TIMPOCALYPSE, from year 1 of animation. Yet another original designs by Ben Topple.

How did it happen you may ask? "In the fall of 2028, Automobile owner Timothy Murray went to a local garage for a simple oil change. But due to a freak accident and convenient plot developpement, he left that afternoon the unstoppable cyborg TIMPOCALYPSE!!"

Old man Balls.

2009-03-13T08:48:00.001-07:00

I'm glad I came up with a character that people look forward to.

This ones got nudity! BONUS!

ATTACK OF THE GIANT MIDGET!!!

2009-02-28T16:49:00.000-08:00

For my brother Mathieu's Birthday. He likes WoW. I figure If he was part of it, He'd be a giant Dwarf.

I'd be a minotaur. I'd never run out of milk! Ew...

ROBOCOP'D!

2009-02-27T21:44:00.000-08:00

I always drew, that's why I went into arts. It's really all I ever knew how to do, I was never really all that into schoolwork. Then when I got to high school, I started drawing these grotesque distorted, disproportionate figures. All my drawing were either a failed attempt at mimicking anime or mutilated figures writhing in pain. I guess it was part of this whole alienated youth thing. Maybe it was a subconscious cry for attention.

Now though, it's funny! Take that, young punk of the future! Serves you right for terrorizing the neighborhood! At least he didn't die.

BEHOLD! A comic set in 2032!!!

2009-02-24T14:47:00.000-08:00

Before I'm an old man with a cane, I'll be an enormous man keeping punks off the streets.

THE "O"-LD FACE!

2009-02-06T12:55:00.000-08:00

Even when we're old men, we're gonna make fun of people who deserve it. At the cost of our good health, but still.

More grandpa Thomas!

2009-02-01T10:18:00.000-08:00

So... I guess it's a comic about incontinence , set 53 years from now.

BEHOLD! A comic set in 2062!!!

2009-01-30T04:46:00.000-08:00

Kids'll have it easy by then, I tell ya!

Economy in the shitter.

2008-12-12T13:39:00.000-08:00

What a sad state of affairs this is... Inspired by Moe's comic. Google that shit.

Busting Ghosts

2008-11-18T19:59:00.000-08:00

"Busting ghosts" just doesn't sound the same as "Ghostbusting".

Megalodon's back up Vino.

2008-11-16T11:02:00.000-08:00

Actual conversation. I really need to mess with flash, make it easier to notice things. That second panel looks out of place.

Super Powers!

2008-11-14T13:38:00.000-08:00

A retelling of an old favorite. I like to think a lot of people have super powers but can't use them or they'll get maimed or killed by them.

2008-11-10T21:34:00.000-08:00

Here's an idea I had been kicking around for a while. It's the story of a private dective who uses conjoined octoplets as a chain whip to fight crime. I dressed up the kids as a "Halloween" deal.

From the left hand is Flint Marko, then Vivi Ornitier, Followed by Conan the Barbarian, a Zombie, Doctor Emmet Brown, Thomas Anderson, Jeff Albertson, and a variation on the Gimp.

This is by far the most off putting premise I've come up with yet.

Porfolio Updates

2008-10-28T21:57:00.001-07:00

A couple of updated porfolio pages.

Man! I've downloaded the soundtrack to two towers, and ever since then, I'm anxious to get the old gang together, go on one more adventure... Or at least a feast!

WHOOTAH!

2008-10-23T11:32:00.000-07:00

Bruce lee as a "Samurai Jack" Character. Hey does anyone know Jack's actual name? And why'd he give that name in the first place...

Did any of that shitNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hit me?

2008-10-16T16:51:00.001-07:00

I like telling this story, because that stain looked like green cum and was extremely blatant. And he didn't notice.

GO OUT AND VOTE!

2008-10-14T09:19:00.000-07:00

Same old problem. I am to old ladies what Hasselhoff is to German preteen girls. Don't forget to vote!

United we stand...

2008-10-13T08:53:00.001-07:00

If this doesn't get me back the inappropriate line, then nothing will. isn't it great to take things out of context?

STILL AWAKE!

2008-10-10T10:42:00.000-07:00

Stay up all night, stack some wood. Two days in a row. I need sleep. Real sleep. Fugubuguh...

CATS DON'T DANCE...

2008-10-08T16:45:00.000-07:00

2008-10-07T22:20:00.000-07:00

HEY, DO-OVER! Because the first one was so tiny... Resize it. I wish I could remove posts, but I can't. So there you go.

2008-10-07T22:15:00.001-07:00

The first thing that come to women's head when I admit being a virgin to them. Isn't funny? No, no it's not. You Jerk.

2008-10-07T20:33:00.000-07:00

Okay, I know, Sort of out of character for me to draw cute girls, BUT! Let me explain. Tim did this series of short stories called "The night the quiz died", the final of which features Sixteen years old gilrs swarming him. This image of them popped into my head, And I had to put it on paper. It turned out less terrifying than anticipated, as you can see from the criticism Rabbit's reaction.